Filed under: The Fun Place
Filed under: The Fun Place
Filed under: The Fun Place
The Perfect Diet
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Buddy my wonder
dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to
do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms.
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dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to
do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms.
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Another funny oldtimer
Classic Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show.
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Child Birth
Deep in the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming.'
Sure enough, within minutes he had deliver ed a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
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Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming.'
Sure enough, within minutes he had deliver ed a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
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A Good Catholic Story/TO CUTE NOT TO POST
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore
his collar backwards...
The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."
The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of
many."
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noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore
his collar backwards...
The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."
The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of
many."
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