A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.
He says:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. I'm old
and I have been a nun as long time. There's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds,
'Well, #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
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