Subject: The Newfie Wrestler
A Russian and a Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal.
Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all
the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
> Letter by a Florida teacher................ A teacher speaks
>
> This is a subject close to my heart. Do you know that we have adult
> students at the school where I teach who are not US citizens and who get
> the PELL grant, which is a federal grant (no pay back required) plus
> other federal grants to go to school?
Spanking children
Most of America 's populace thinks it's improper to spank children.
The other day I was talking to one of my younger buddies about methods used to discipline children.
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted
> her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and
> floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept
> a secret, and the surgeon agreed.
Subject: Deer Hunter
>A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near
> highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December morning.
> Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the
> shrub w/ a tailgate feeder. The buck was magnificent...a once in a
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says "Bill, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They deci de to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, 'I have a Praise.' Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him.'
Computer Geeks At Work
This is really a neat visual exercise.
Just click on the link below, click on play, then leave the mouse alone and sit back and enjoy a piece of IT creative brilliance.
JUST DON'T SIT DOWN!!!
I think of twisting balloons together as entertainment for little kids, but these photos taken at a "Balloon Fashion Show" in China illustrate how far it has come as an art form. Some are amazingly imaginative and detailed!
Who Says Women Golfers are at a disadvantage to men?
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Having a 'special place' to hold your putter . . . PRICELESS