A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test the optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting
by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey,
Mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Old Harold
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.