http://www.youtube.com/v/QZFkZiwMLZ4
I can't believe how much talent this guy has! You may think
it's over half way through...it's not. It gets even better
I was feeling very depressed the other day, after receiving some really bad news about an investment I recently made. Toward the afternoon, I felt even worse. I decided to call the "Help Hotline". I was put through to their 'call center' in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not
quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss
the problem.
IN ORLANDO LAST WEEK, AT A CITGO STATION REGULAR WAS PRICED AT $2.82
PER GALLON. THERE WERE NO CUSTOMERS. HOWEVER ACROSS THE STREET WHERE I
FUELED IT WAS SELLING FOR $2.85 PER GALLON AND ALL PUMPS THERE HAD CARS
WAITING TO FUEL.