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"With neither time nor money to find our first Festivus pole, a miracle has happened letting us know this move to Festivus from Hanukkah is the right one.
Goddamn shower curtain fell on my head. And again! Freaking cheap bast**d Target tension rod. Ouch!
Replaced today, and on the way to the trash with the old one realized the potential of what I was holding! It isn't regulation length but boy does half a shower curtain rod work GREAT!
I know it's not quite the thing to do but I did find an antique and requested glass doorknob in my garden which I stuck on the top. I made a Happy Festivus sign, taped in on the pole and stuck the grand thing in a flower pot on my front porch!
Festivus! Festivus! Festivus!... "
Happy Festivus!
"Happy Festivus" is the traditional greeting of Festivus a holiday featured in "The Strike" episode of Seinfeld. The episode first aired on December 18, 1997. Since then many people have been inspired by the goodness of the Seinfeld holiday and they now celebrate Festivus as any other holiday.
Goddamn shower curtain fell on my head. And again! Freaking cheap bast**d Target tension rod. Ouch!
Replaced today, and on the way to the trash with the old one realized the potential of what I was holding! It isn't regulation length but boy does half a shower curtain rod work GREAT!
I know it's not quite the thing to do but I did find an antique and requested glass doorknob in my garden which I stuck on the top. I made a Happy Festivus sign, taped in on the pole and stuck the grand thing in a flower pot on my front porch!
Festivus! Festivus! Festivus!... "
Happy Festivus!
"Happy Festivus" is the traditional greeting of Festivus a holiday featured in "The Strike" episode of Seinfeld. The episode first aired on December 18, 1997. Since then many people have been inspired by the goodness of the Seinfeld holiday and they now celebrate Festivus as any other holiday.
For thousands of years Festivus has provided a temporary relief from the stresses of everyday life. ”
DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
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A good start after all.
Is just me or does this guy look like the junior version of William Shatner?
With his looks like frozen in time, I was watching the other night, -but don’t take me wrong, I like the guy... (I mean his artistry), - he can get pretty funny but improvisation is not the rule of the monologue in here, - even with the pretension, - or at least for now, – As expected, I wish he can bring some of his former SNL spontaneity and sense of humor to the stage or maybe at a later time in the show... making it potentially successful, getting more rates... and the reviews... for the sakes of NBC... amen.
Is just me or does this guy look like the junior version of William Shatner?
With his looks like frozen in time, I was watching the other night, -but don’t take me wrong, I like the guy... (I mean his artistry), - he can get pretty funny but improvisation is not the rule of the monologue in here, - even with the pretension, - or at least for now, – As expected, I wish he can bring some of his former SNL spontaneity and sense of humor to the stage or maybe at a later time in the show... making it potentially successful, getting more rates... and the reviews... for the sakes of NBC... amen.
From the sitcom "Taxi," Reverend Jim (Christopher Lloyd) takes a test for his driver's license. Also starring Judd Hirsch, Jeff Conaway, Tony Danza, and Marilu Henner.
Hilarious...
Saturday Night Live
Cameras caught the action backstage!
Funny and Scary at the same time... ”